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‘WAHL!’: It’s the sound you make with this horrible clipper

Pictured: A piece of shit. Photo by me.

The Wahl Manscaper is an awful piece of technology I cannot fail to recommend to those who love grooming and spend restless nights dreaming of devoting the rest of their lives to doing so. It’s the kind of thing that makes one regret the Industrial Revolution. What can be done in minutes with a razor can be stretched out for days or even months with this thing.

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Chuck Todd; Scum of the Earth

What are you looking at Chuck? Why so confused? Photo sourced from Wikimedia Commons
Almost a poem.
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