So you wanted to see an about page, huh? Well, sour grapes for you. I haven’t got around to making it yet. I guess if you need to know anything about this website, I’ll paraphrase from an earlier draft of this about page which I don’t have handy and hence can’t copy and paste into here right now:

“The Automatic Press is a place for journalism, writing, and satire on all topics imaginable. It will encompass the fullness of culture and society, the breadth of science and mathematics; it is an international thing which will consume the entire globe. Before long we will be our own government, controlling vast swathes of territory between…”

So I forget where it goes from there. But this page remains under construction, I’ll remind you. Perhaps you’ll know later. Perhaps not. Such is life.